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First of all I would like to thank Maw and Paw Dragon for their hospitality. Thanks!! And next I would like to apologize for the unruly children who pushed me through the Banister. As you can see by the picture below the fine young lady on the other side of the Banister did not do to well.
You can also take comfort in knowing I personally made the children pay. Ohhhh I made them pay!!
Not only once but twice with all 300 pounds of my fat ass!!
All joking aside I hope all was accounted for and if not I'm sure the kids would love to put on a benifit show to pay for the damages. Please email me at email@example.com and i will help in any way i can.